Wabquillmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing crow.

Wabquillmad created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabquillmad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wabquillmad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wabquillmad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wabquillmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to moths while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing white stockings and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Do not sprint at forests.

4. Never adorn your face with violet markings.

5. Always wear indigo.