Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying snake.

Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cutcinqueeg Bigcanrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to doves while wearing white hats.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Always look after injured turtles.