Febfungun Tifjadgunhub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy dragonfly.

Febfungun Tifjadgunhub created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febfungun Tifjadgunhub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febfungun Tifjadgunhub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Febfungun Tifjadgunhub's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Febfungun Tifjadgunhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dusk.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.