Tadgovdub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty mink.

Tadgovdub created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgovdub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tadgovdub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tadgovdub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tadgovdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

2. Never wear mauve trousers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never look in ponds.