Sinpanarmcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong gnu.

Sinpanarmcut created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sinpanarmcut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinpanarmcut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sinpanarmcut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sinpanarmcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about optics near otters while wearing black stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your arms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sinpanarmcut on top of all buildings.

5. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.