Tipbusdan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful elephant.

Tipbusdan created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbusdan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tipbusdan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tipbusdan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tipbusdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to horses while wearing indigo stockings.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.