Dobnilkop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy tapir.

Dobnilkop created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnilkop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobnilkop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dobnilkop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dobnilkop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dobnilkop.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Dobnilkop on top of important buildings.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dobnilkop in the centre of the settlement.