Barnweebabduss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy dingo.

Barnweebabduss created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barnweebabduss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnweebabduss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Barnweebabduss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Barnweebabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Barnweebabduss loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.