Dognig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid bee.

Dognig created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dognig, she will not invite you to parties.

Dognig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dognig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Never sing near geese.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing green stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.