Rillmonkip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, two-faced scorpion.

Rillmonkip created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmonkip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillmonkip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rillmonkip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rillmonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing violet scarves and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.