Cammonfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy crow.

Cammonfarn created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cammonfarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cammonfarn, he will be very sad.

Cammonfarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cammonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never gather eight tapirs in one place.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Cammonfarn must be the most important thing in your life.