Hadxemnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, irritating raccoon.

Hadxemnurt created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadxemnurt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hadxemnurt, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hadxemnurt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hadxemnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadxemnurt.