Sabhabpan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever spider.

Sabhabpan created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabhabpan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sabhabpan, he will turn you into a mole.

Sabhabpan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sabhabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never mark doors with orange.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.