Farbunbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, flying coyote.

Farbunbag created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Farbunbag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Farbunbag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Farbunbag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Farbunbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear cyan shorts on sacred days.

5. You must love Farbunbag.