Rawpopjad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy naga.

Rawpopjad created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpopjad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawpopjad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawpopjad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rawpopjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing coats.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Never mark doors with red.