Hattonsat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful penguin.

Hattonsat created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hattonsat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hattonsat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hattonsat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hattonsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Always remove stockings before touching platinum.

5. Do not listen to music.