Wanfliscuss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful whale.

Wanfliscuss created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanfliscuss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wanfliscuss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wanfliscuss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wanfliscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.