Abfligcep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous finch.

Abfligcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abfligcep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Abfligcep, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Abfligcep's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Abfligcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing violet hats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your head.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never paint your back blue.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.