Vidbamnan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever warg.

Vidbamnan created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbamnan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidbamnan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vidbamnan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vidbamnan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. You must love Vidbamnan.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near voles while wearing violet hats and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Always act with purity when addressing children.