Kamsisfobflam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful crow.

Kamsisfobflam created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamsisfobflam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamsisfobflam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kamsisfobflam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kamsisfobflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Kamsisfobflam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.