Wigguttan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, kind dolphin.

Wigguttan created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigguttan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wigguttan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wigguttan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wigguttan's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with green.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.