Larnfotfod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Larnfotfod created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfotfod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larnfotfod, she will not invite you to parties.

Larnfotfod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Larnfotfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Larnfotfod.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never skip in summer.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.