Nanwigkipkinniljamwap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm seal.

Nanwigkipkinniljamwap created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanwigkipkinniljamwap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanwigkipkinniljamwap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nanwigkipkinniljamwap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nanwigkipkinniljamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five bats approach from the east.

2. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not name children after dogs.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.