Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful shark.

Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gudtomnanhuncudnilmitbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not travel during autumn.