Yogruttxin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain goose.

Yogruttxin created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogruttxin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogruttxin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yogruttxin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yogruttxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogruttxin.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Do not wear trousers marked with pink.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.