Madlognur is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous jellyfish.

Madlognur created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Madlognur, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madlognur, it will turn you into a hamster.

Madlognur's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Madlognur's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with mauve.

2. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.