Pitcissfen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic skunk.

Pitcissfen created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pitcissfen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pitcissfen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pitcissfen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pitcissfen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Pitcissfen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mark doors with red.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.