Boggidbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered bat.

Boggidbell created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggidbell, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Boggidbell, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Boggidbell's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Boggidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with brown markings.

2. Do not name children after hamsters.

3. Never gather eight mice near bridges.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Feed all hungry goats.