Zakhogfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Zakhogfar created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakhogfar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakhogfar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zakhogfar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zakhogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing gray rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sing in holy places.