Dossjansoglibhap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking cat.

Dossjansoglibhap created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Dossjansoglibhap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossjansoglibhap, it will strike you with lightening.

Dossjansoglibhap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dossjansoglibhap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.