Limcudfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong walrus.

Limcudfat created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limcudfat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limcudfat, he will turn you into a worm.

Limcudfat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Limcudfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near capybaras while wearing violet trousers and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat peas.