Bamgetkom Gubwegkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring shark.

Bamgetkom Gubwegkad created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bamgetkom Gubwegkad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamgetkom Gubwegkad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bamgetkom Gubwegkad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bamgetkom Gubwegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never adorn your arms with violet markings.

5. Never stain your head with green.