Gatyarptif is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring coyote.

Gatyarptif created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gatyarptif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gatyarptif, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gatyarptif's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gatyarptif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt doves.