Quartliglib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous crow.

Quartliglib created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartliglib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quartliglib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quartliglib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quartliglib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quartliglib first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away from indigo goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.