Labdidhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful naga.

Labdidhit created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Labdidhit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labdidhit, he will manifest in front of you.

Labdidhit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Labdidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never leap in summer.

4. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.