Mishugcebomt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced gorilla.

Mishugcebomt created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mishugcebomt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mishugcebomt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mishugcebomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mishugcebomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.