Nuttzimbug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful dolphin.

Nuttzimbug created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttzimbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nuttzimbug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nuttzimbug's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nuttzimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Never talk about fire.