Homlooplab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody hamster.

Homlooplab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlooplab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homlooplab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Homlooplab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Homlooplab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Homlooplab loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.