Gomnelced Jopdapzim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful warg.

Gomnelced Jopdapzim created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomnelced Jopdapzim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomnelced Jopdapzim, she will destroy your home planet.

Gomnelced Jopdapzim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gomnelced Jopdapzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.