Flislabortbosslit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical wyvern.

Flislabortbosslit created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flislabortbosslit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flislabortbosslit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flislabortbosslit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flislabortbosslit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.