Popvigbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident porpoise.

Popvigbug created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popvigbug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Popvigbug, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popvigbug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Popvigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while wearing coats.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.