Farsitbid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic hyena.

Farsitbid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farsitbid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farsitbid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Farsitbid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Farsitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

5. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the north.