Cemstragbut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited parrot.

Cemstragbut created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cemstragbut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cemstragbut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cemstragbut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cemstragbut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always remove scarves before touching iron.