Dibbogtafligtanrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, calm hare.

Dibbogtafligtanrag created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbogtafligtanrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibbogtafligtanrag, she will turn you into a tree.

Dibbogtafligtanrag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dibbogtafligtanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with gray.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.