Rullbugwipzog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable dove.

Rullbugwipzog created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbugwipzog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullbugwipzog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rullbugwipzog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rullbugwipzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the east.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.