Volyarlcussquill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, charitable squirrel.

Volyarlcussquill created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Volyarlcussquill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Volyarlcussquill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Volyarlcussquill's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Volyarlcussquill's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Volyarlcussquill on top of important buildings.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.