Rulvigcittenqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic toad.

Rulvigcittenqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rulvigcittenqueeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulvigcittenqueeg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulvigcittenqueeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rulvigcittenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not take Rulvigcittenqueeg's name in vain.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing orange stockings.