Tadxinfid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic troll.

Tadxinfid created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadxinfid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadxinfid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tadxinfid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tadxinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not jump at forests.