Budnuttfedlabkonfathom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful ant.

Budnuttfedlabkonfathom created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnuttfedlabkonfathom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budnuttfedlabkonfathom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budnuttfedlabkonfathom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Budnuttfedlabkonfathom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing hats.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.