Ganligpak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless warg.

Ganligpak created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganligpak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganligpak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ganligpak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ganligpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Hide from indigo great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat green fruit.